I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
wait
what
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one time my sister said “omfg” in a text and my dad was like “u don’t need that f” and took away her phone
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Wrong movie, darling.
I didn’t get it at first, but then I saw it…
OMG WRONG BLOG BUT STILL RLLY HOT
THIS IS THE SEVENTH TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST AND I JUST NOW REALIZED WHAT IS WRONG
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How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels
by Craig Welsh (1996)
I find this weirdly fascinating
Correction: were
yOU KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE OKAY
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This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
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swiggty swag youre going to be in a body bag if you dont shut the fuck up.
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So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
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I got you, little brother, you’re gonna be just fine.
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lets do this guys. that way you can get a secret out in the open and nobody can judge you. you can be free
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i have more followers than there are people in my school
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